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I got a free car-wash for my birthday, hehe. Long live scrub-a-dub!

WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF

WELL BEAN SPROUT. BE GLAD I HAVE THE LEGS FOR THIS THING... I AM... WEARING

how the hell did ya get your hands on this anyway

((refer to justa_clown's most recent entry for details ♥))

Oi, Ron Weasley bean sprout. Come by my cubicle. I have some stuff for you.

[[aforementioned 'stuff' is red hair dye.]]

Hey guys, look!

I'M 'ARRY BLEEPIN' POTTER!

[[Rabi has drawn a lightning-shaped scar on his forehead with a black sharpie. He finds that running around with an accent while pretending to be a Brit wizard is far more entertaining than finishing his article about Metropolis' governmental controversies. Feel free to join or ridicule ♥]]

I sense... a party!

I sense it... sometime next week!

And I sense... that hopefully everyone is of age! Anyone willing to assist with the preparations? You can drop me a line here or you can go talk to Oletty ♥

EDIT: EVERYONE CONGRATULATE BEANSPROUT ON HIS FIRST REAL JOB~~

Ladies and gents, I have an offer to make~~

Are any of you interested in having a lovely night out with a certain young adult of this office? He's got long blonde hair that he often fashionably puts in a ponytail, and overall he has good fashion sense (I guess) excellent fashion sense. He enjoys long walks on beaches, jet skiing, sky diving, and reading romance novels. His astrological sign is cancer, so all of you out there who like uh... you know, things of the shellfish variety, this guy is for you~ If you're interested in meeting this fine young man, just drop me a line here and I'll set up a nice night out for you two ♥

((this post is in reference to the AIM conversation that Rabi and Deidara had earlier today~ It discusses love, hate, Yuu, pay raises, and the thrills of education XD))

I hate cubicle work D:

Who wants to go get Boba Tea during lunch break tomorrow!? The stuff's freakin' godly~

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